30 Funny & Insulting Ex Boyfriend Quotes

30 Funny & Insulting Ex Boyfriend Quotes


Looking for Ex Boyfriend Quotes that will help you get over him? Or quotes that can help you express your anger?

Breaking up is hard, especially if you were madly in love with the person. Well, the harsh truth is that things don’t always work the way we expect them to. Also, it is worth noting that the first relationship barely works. If he was your first, it is okay to look for someone else who can understand you better.

Here are 30 Best EX Boyfriend Quotes that can make you feel better. No matter what happened between you and your ex, these quotes will help you minimize the pain.

 

30 Good EX Boyfriend Quotes :

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

My Ex texted me: I MISS YOU… So I replied: We’re sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn’t give a f*ck.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Algebra is my favorite subject…because you can replace my X without asking me Y.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promises to her.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now!

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

I was better than your Ex. I’ll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the rest!

 

If a girl understands your bullshit, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Then it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

If you and your ex are still friends, it means you two never really loved each other, or you’re still in love.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

If your ex texts you saying ‘I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

If you’re not over your EX, then don’t move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings!

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

My ex-boyfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked him.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Nobody cares about the past; they care about the present, so get over him!!!

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

One relationship ends but life goes on. Your ‘Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Someday, someone is going to thank you for letting me go.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

We all have that one person we would take back in a second, no matter how much they hurt us in the past.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.

 

Ex Boyfriend Quotes

You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.


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