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60 Very Best Dirty Would You Rather Questions

60 Very Best Dirty Would You Rather Questions

‘Would You Rather questions are a great way to find out the weird kinks or strange behaviours of your partner or friends! These hypothetical questions are pretty dirty and will guarantee you will learn a lot about both the quizmaster and fellow players along the way. From sexy preferences to eating all-things weird, wacky and gross, this ‘Would You Rather’ list will challenge your morals, relationships and stomach! 

 

Would you rather have uncontrollable gas for an entire month or wet yourself at work? 

Would you rather make out with your celebrity crush or get paid $5,000? 

Would you rather go to the grocery store in your underwear or go to the beach nude? 

Would you rather sleep with your partner’s siblings or your best friends sibling? 

Would you rather have average sex every day for the rest of your life or great sex once a year for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have sex with a new person every year or one person for the rest of your life?

Would you rather lick someone’s eyeball or suck someone’s toes? 

Would you rather drink a glass of vomit once or burp every time someone says your name? 

Would you rather see your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?

Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your hot colleague? 

Would you rather wear the same pair of underwear for a week or wear your mother’s clean underwear for a day? 

Would you rather have nipples for toes or toes for nipples? 

Would you rather have fluorescent pubic hair or extra-long pubic hair? 

Would you rather your neighbours see your genitals or accidentally send a sexy text message to a relative? 

Would you rather have a threesome with two strangers or have sex with any one of your choice? 

Would you rather lick the bottom of a strangers shoe or have your best friend spit in your mouth? 

Ladies, would you rather have perfect boobs or a perfect butt? 

Men, would you rather be great at sex and have a bad body figure or be bad at sex and have a great body figure? 

Would you rather receive a sexy text message or a sexy nude photo? 

Would you rather lick peanut butter off your best friends nipples or have your pet lick peanut butter off your nipples?  

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Would you rather have an orgy with complete strangers or have to have sex with all your exes? 

Would you rather lose your sexual organs or gain 80 pounds in weight (that you can’t lose)!

Would you rather receive a sexy text message or a sexy nude photo? 

Would you rather cheat on your partner and be caught or be cheated on and never be told? 

Would you rather have an orgy with complete strangers or have to have sex with all your exes? 

Would you rather eat a chocolate bar that tastes like mould or a lump of mould that tastes like chocolate? 

Would you rather lose your sexual organs or gain 80 pounds in weight (that you can’t lose)!

Ladies, would you rather wear lingerie every day or never wear a bra again? 

Would you rather have kinky sex involving melted chocolate or whipped cream? 

Would you rather get slapped in the face every time you thought about sex or sneeze continuously while having sex? 

Would you rather have forks for fingers or balls under your chin? 

Would you rather have pubic hair that grows back 5 x times as fast or have a micropenis? 

Would you rather be caught having sex at your workplace or have your boss knowingly watch you have sex?

Would you rather live in the Playboy Mansion or live at a strip club? 

Would you rather make out with your biggest crush for ten seconds or your siblings best friend for ten minutes? 

Would you rather smell like body odour for a year or have terrible acne for 6 months? 

Would you rather have sex with your clothes on for a year or never see your partner fully naked again? 

Would you rather have really adventurous sex or romantic sex for the rest of your life?

Would kiss someone in the dark or make out in a public setting? 

Would you rather have sex with Queen Elizabeth or Hillary Clinton?  

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Would you rather be partnered with someone who has a low sex drive or someone who has a sex addiction? 

Would you rather have your sexual partner dirty talk or be completely silent during sex? 

Men, would you rather have C-cup man boobs or a 2-inch penis?

Would you rather have to sing the 1# charting song every time you have sex or have sex with the 1# charting artist once? 

Would you rather have terrible breath or stinky ear wax?

Would you rather date someone who refuses to kiss you or someone who refuses to give you oral sex? 

Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded while doing the deed? 

Would you rather your partner cry uncontrollably whenever they see you naked or laugh uncontrollably? 

Would you rather have sex in a smelly bathroom or on a stain-filled bed? 

When you rather your Instagram followers see your nudes or your grandparents? 

Would you rather hook up with your doctor or your boss?

Would you rather have sex in a car or in a tent? 

Ladies, would you rather do a wet t-shirt contest or give someone a lap dance?

Would you rather drink a glass of pee or eat a teaspoon of poop? 

Would you rather receive an erotic letter or send a dirty text message?

Would you rather kiss your celebrity crush or have over 1 million followers on social media? 

Would you rather talk dirty with the person sitting to your left or to your right? 

Would you rather masturbate every day for the rest of your life or never be able to masturbate again?

Would you rather get a urinary tract infection each time you have sex or never be able to ‘finish’? 

Would you rather catch your housemate masturbating or have your parents catch you masturbating?

Would you rather have one partner or multiple partners?

Would you rather have sex with my best friend, or with your best friend?

Would you rather swallow or spit?

Would you rather be on top or underneath?

Would you rather Bring another person in bed or cheat on me?

Would you rather do romantic things or try out some new kinky ideas?

Would you rather end a first date with sex or with a passionate kiss?

Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your spouse cheating?

Would you rather let your significant other sleep with your best friend or sleep with your significant other’s best friend?

Would you rather let your spouse date your best friend or your arch enemy?

Would you rather confess your crimes in front of your children or commit the crime in front of your children?

 

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