Laughter is one of God’s sweetest blessings—a simple yet powerful gift that lifts our spirits and draws people closer. In a world often filled with stress and challenges, humor can be a beautiful way to lighten hearts and strengthen fellowship.
As Proverbs 17:22 reminds us, “A cheerful heart is good medicine.” Whether you’re at a youth group gathering, a family dinner, or just relaxing with fellow believers, sharing a good laugh can be a heartwarming reminder of God’s goodness and joy.
These clean and funny Christian jokes are perfect for people of all ages and all walks of faith. From punny Bible references to witty one-liners, this collection is designed to inspire smiles without ever crossing the line.
So gather your friends, church family, or Sunday school class and let’s celebrate the divine gift of humor together!
Bible Puns
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck!
What kind of car did the disciples drive?
A Honda—because the Bible says they were all in one Accord.
Why did Adam and Eve do math every day?
They were told to be fruitful and multiply!
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham—he knew a Lot!
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He just couldn’t hair it anymore!
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of makeup?
Foundation!
Why did Jonah get so cold?
Because he was out at sea with a big fishy blanket!
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Adam—he was the first in the human race.
Why couldn’t Cain bring an acceptable offering?
Because he just wasn’t Abel.
Sunday School Chuckles
Why was the broom late for Sunday School?
It overswept!
What do you get when you cross a Sunday School teacher and a drill sergeant?
Someone who makes you drop and give ‘em ten… Bible verses!
Why don’t skeletons go to church?
They don’t have the guts for it.
What’s a Sunday School kid’s favorite kind of bread?
Holy Toast!
Why did the tomato blush in Sunday School?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a toddler’s favorite Bible story?
Noah’s Bark.
Why did the grape stop going to Sunday School?
It ran out of juice!
What’s God’s favorite kind of art?
Youth group crafts—He always sticks with them!
What did the pencil say to the paper in Sunday School?
You’ve got a good point!
Why did the sheep go to Bible study?
To get a little more sheepherding!
Preacher Humor
Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church?
He wanted to take his sermon to a whole new level!
What’s a preacher’s favorite type of exercise?
Running through the Bible.
Why don’t pastors ever get lost?
They always follow the Good Shepherd.
What’s the pastor’s favorite instrument?
The organ—because it really pulls at the heartstrings.
Why did the preacher always carry a pencil behind his ear?
In case he had to draw a conclusion!
Why did the preacher cross the road?
To get to the other sermon.
What’s a pastor’s favorite kind of donut?
The one with the holy center!
How do pastors stay so cool?
They have lots of fans!
Why did the minister eat lunch at the altar?
He wanted to have a little communion.
What’s the difference between a sermon and a nap?
About ten minutes—if you’re lucky!
Heavenly One-Liners
God’s love is like Wi-Fi—you can’t see it, but you know when it’s working.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.
Want to avoid burning out? Try staying in the Light.
Jesus fed 5,000 people with five loaves and two fish. The original fast food!
Heaven is the only gated community where everyone is welcome.
When life gives you trials, make testimonies!
Jesus is my rock—and that’s how I roll.
Prayer: the world’s greatest wireless connection.
Singing in church is just practicing for the heavenly choir.
Clean Church Giggles
Why do churches always have good Wi-Fi?
Because there’s always a strong connection!
What did the pew say to the kneeler?
You really support me.
Why did the church bulletin feel left out?
Because no one ever read it.
How does a choir director keep time?
With a hymn and a haw!
What did the communion grape juice say?
I’m feeling pressed today.
Why do ushers make great detectives?
They always know where everyone’s sitting.
Why did the organist quit the band?
They couldn’t handle the keys to the kingdom.
What did the pastor say to the sleepy congregation?
Let us not be weary in well-doing—or napping!
Why did the church roof start leaking?
Too many hymns and not enough repairs!
How do angels greet each other?
Halo there!
Share the Joy!
Laughter is truly a blessing from above. It warms hearts, eases tension, and reminds us not to take life too seriously And the best part? You never know when a giggle might turn into a moment of connection or joy that lasts far beyond the punchline.
Got a favorite Christian joke of your own? Share it with your friends, your pastor, or your Sunday School kids. Let’s keep the laughter going—and the love flowing.