Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A giggle-ready good time! 🎉 Whether you’re a kid cracking up at the dinner table or a grown-up trying to impress with the corniest joke in your pocket, knock knock jokes never go out of style. Their simple setup, punny punchlines, and silly charm make them perfect for classrooms, birthday parties, family car rides, and social media chuckles.
We’ve gathered 150 of the funniest, groaniest, and most delightful knock knock jokes ever. From food and animals to holidays, names, and school vibes, this list is packed with laughter for pun-lovers of all ages. Let the giggle-fest begin!
Food Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
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Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake—want some?
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Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
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Who’s there?
Yogurt
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to be kidding me!
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Who’s there?
Sausage
Sausage who?
Sausage a funny person!
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Who’s there?
S’more
S’more who?
S’more jokes, please!
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Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile!
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Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas give me a chance to tell another joke!
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Who’s there?
Taco
Taco who?
Taco ’bout a funny joke!
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Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese the one always cracking jokes!
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Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter open the door, please!
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Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho average joke!
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Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split, I’m outta here!
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Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me if you can!
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Who’s there?
Pickle
Pickle who?
Pickle me up a funny one next!
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Who’s there?
Soda
Soda who?
Soda you think this is funny?
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Who’s there?
Muffin
Muffin who?
Muffin to see here, just me knockin’!
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Who’s there?
Jelly
Jelly who?
Jelly good joke, wasn’t it?
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Who’s there?
Cake
Cake who?
Cake me out to the party!
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Who’s there?
Toast
Toast who?
Toast to another good joke!
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Who’s there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean thinking of you!
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Apple
Apple who?
Apple-y ever after!
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Who’s there?
Coffee
Coffee who?
Coffee you later, alligator!
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Who’s there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta sauce is missing—you see it?
Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
Cow says moo, silly!
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Who’s there?
Moose
Moose who?
Moose you be so silly?
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Who’s there?
Caterpillar
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar your ears with laughter!
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Who’s there?
Penguin
Penguin who?
Penguin you give me a hug?
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Who’s there?
Koala
Koala who?
Koala me anytime!
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Who’s there?
Octopus
Octopus who?
Octopus my shoes on!
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Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO!
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Who’s there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl be your friend forever!
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Who’s there?
Duck
Duck who?
Duck and cover, here comes a joke!
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Who’s there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee nice and laugh!
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Who’s there?
Kitten
Kitten who?
Kitten around like always!
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Who’s there?
Dog
Dog who?
Dog-gone it, forgot the punchline!
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Who’s there?
Elephant
Elephant who?
Ele-fantastic to see you!
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Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a sandwich!
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Who’s there?
Lamb
Lamb who?
Lamb you glad I knocked?
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Who’s there?
Frog
Frog who?
Frog-et about it, it’s just me!
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Who’s there?
Mouse
Mouse who?
Mouse you ask so many questions?
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Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey in the oven yet?
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Who’s there?
Horse
Horse who?
Horse it’s me, your neigh-bor!
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Who’s there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig your favorite joke yet?
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Who’s there?
Crab
Crab who?
Crab me a snack while we laugh!
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Who’s there?
Snake
Snake who?
Snake a peek at this one!
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Who’s there?
Fish
Fish who?
Fish you a happy day!
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Who’s there?
Zebra
Zebra who?
Zebra you glad I striped in?
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Who’s there?
Bat
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t expect that!
Name-Based Knock Knock Jokes
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Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like another one?
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Who’s there?
Stan
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m gonna burst out laughing!
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Who’s there?
Nina
Nina who?
Nina little help over here?
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Who’s there?
Doug
Doug who?
Doug the whole backyard!
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Who’s there?
Ella
Ella who?
Ella-vator’s not working, take the stairs!
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Who’s there?
Wade
Wade who?
Wade up, it’s joke time!
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Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for another laugh!
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Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, hold on!
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Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry me in more jokes!
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Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel out of order?
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Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who’s talking!
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Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
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Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris stuck—help!
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Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer!
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Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, so I knocked!
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Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita borrow a joke!
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Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking all day!
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Who’s there?
Freddie
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come!
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Who’s there?
Gwen
Gwen who?
Gwen will you stop with the jokes?
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Who’s there?
Hal
Hal who?
Hal will I know if it’s funny?
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Who’s there?
Ian
Ian who?
Ian trouble again?
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Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me—open up!
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Who’s there?
Kara
Kara who?
Kara me home!
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Who’s there?
Maya
Maya who?
Maya jokes are endless!
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Who’s there?
Neil
Neil who?
Neil down and tie your shoes!
Holiday & Seasonal Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming!
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Who’s there?
Tree
Tree who?
Tree-mendous time of year!
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Who’s there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo my hands to the cocoa mug!
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Who’s there?
Fall
Fall who?
Fall down laughing yet?
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Who’s there?
Scare
Scare who?
Scare you later!
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Who’s there?
Merry
Merry who?
Merry Christmas to all!
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Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf you clean your room!
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Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow joke—it’s freezing!
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Who’s there?
Pumpkin
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin pie, anyone?
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Who’s there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy believe it’s Halloween?
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Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey-tastrophe in the kitchen!
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Who’s there?
Jingle
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to laughter!
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Who’s there?
Spooky
Spooky who?
Spooky me out like that again!
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Who’s there?
Cupid
Cupid who?
Cupid draw back your bow!
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Who’s there?
Firework
Firework who?
Firework it out yourself!
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Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
Reindeer coming down heavy!
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Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch one of you ate my candy?
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Who’s there?
Bunny
Bunny who?
Bunny way to tell a joke!
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Who’s there?
Frosty
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman, that’s who!
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Who’s there?
Spring
Spring who?
Spring into more jokes!
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Who’s there?
Harvest
Harvest who?
Harvest you been all season?
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Who’s there?
Present
Present who?
Present-ly laughing!
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Who’s there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
Ginger snap and broke my cookie!
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Who’s there?
Chilly
Chilly who?
Chilly outside—let me in!
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Who’s there?
Holiday
Holiday who?
Holiday you been?
Back-to-School Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chalk
Chalk who?
Chalk it up to a great day!
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Who’s there?
Principal
Principal who?
Principal reason I’m here is to joke!
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Who’s there?
Folder
Folder who?
Folder you hear that one before?
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Who’s there?
Marker
Marker who?
Marker my words—it’s a good one!
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Who’s there?
Clock
Clock who?
Clock out—it’s time to go!
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Who’s there?
Scissors
Scissors who?
Scissors the last joke for now!
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Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil broke, so I knocked!
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Who’s there?
Ruler
Ruler who?
Ruler the jokes today!
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Notebook
Notebook who?
Notebook your average joke!
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Who’s there?
Test
Test who?
Test another pun, will ya?
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Who’s there?
Bell
Bell who?
Bell you glad it’s recess?
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Who’s there?
Teacher
Teacher who?
Teacher kids some funny stuff!
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Who’s there?
Crayon
Crayon who?
Crayon out loud, it’s hilarious!
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Who’s there?
Desk
Desk who?
Desk me again and I’ll tell you!
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Who’s there?
Glue
Glue who?
Glue stuck with these jokes!
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Who’s there?
Paper
Paper who?
Paper work never ends!
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Who’s there?
Eraser
Eraser who?
Eraser funny question!
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Who’s there?
Backpack
Backpack who?
Backpack full of giggles!
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Who’s there?
Study
Study who?
Study up on your jokes!
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Lunch
Lunch who?
Lunch you glad it’s pizza day?
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Math
Math who?
Math you glad there’s no test?
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Who’s there?
Board
Board who?
Board out of my mind—tell a joke!
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Class
Class who?
Class dismissed!
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Who’s there?
Highlighter
Highlighter who?
Highlighter the funniest parts!
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Who’s there?
Sharpener
Sharpener who?
Sharpener you ready for more?
Classic Groaner Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry!
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Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be laughing soon!
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Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one?
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Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning in laughter!
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Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you—give me your snacks!
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Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
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Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
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Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I’m excited!
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Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!
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Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!
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Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you there!
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Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re still going?
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Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda best at telling jokes!
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Who’s there?
Lame
Lame who?
Lame excuse for a joke!
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Waffle
Waffle who?
Waffle you waiting for? Laugh!
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Who’s there?
Bark
Bark who?
Bark the halls with boughs of funny!
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Who’s there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know if it’s funny?
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Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter you see what I’ve got next!
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Who’s there?
Dew
Dew who?
Dew you want another one?
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Who’s there?
Yawn
Yawn who?
Yawn the best joke list ever!
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Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo-hoo! We’re done!
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Who’s there?
Done
Done who?
Done with jokes—for now!
We hope these 150 knock knock jokes brought big smiles, belly laughs, and a few groans of the good kind!